More Spam Comment Jokes

Here are a few more:

  • What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.
  • How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!
  • How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast!!
  • Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He was walking around everywhere saying, “Yo!”
  • What did one worm say to another worm? I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!!
  • What day does a fish hate? Fry day.
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.

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