More Comment Spam Groaners

Here are a few more groaners from the many dedicated people who try to post spam as comments on this blog. Please enjoy them now free from their spam payloads. 🙂

  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!
  • How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
  • What would you get if you put a light bulb in a suit of armor? A knightlight.
  • Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.
  • What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck!
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.

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