Still More Comment Spam Jokes

…and the just keep coming and coming!

  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
  • What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
  • What did the worm say to the caterpillar? What did you do to get that fur coat?
  • What did the sailor say when he saw a boat loaded with ewes? Sheep ahoy!
  • What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!
  • A joke for you! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
  • Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.

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