Still More Comment Spam Jokes

More comment spam jokes… My five year old likes them. 🙂

  • What is the biggest ant? An elephant.
  • Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!
  • What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
  • Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
  • Did you hear about the farmer who was found guilty of selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears!
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
  • What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog? A potatoad.
  • Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired.
  • Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.

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  1. Iain Mars’s avatar

    You’re lucky! All I get on my blog is utter garbage. The occasional joke but mainly free online poker and coupon codes

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