Some More Silly Comment Spam Jokes

Here are a few more:

  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
  • Who was Snow White’s brother? Egg White. Get the yolk?
  • What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.
  • What is a Mummy’s favorite kind of music? RAGtime music! or wRAP!!!
  • When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  • What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
  • Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
  • Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.

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