Here are a few more:
- What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
- What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
- Who was Snow White’s brother? Egg White. Get the yolk?
- What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.
- What is a Mummy’s favorite kind of music? RAGtime music! or wRAP!!!
- When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
- What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
- What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
- Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
- Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.