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  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
  • What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
  • Who was Snow White’s brother? Egg White. Get the yolk?
  • What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.
  • What is a Mummy’s favorite kind of music? RAGtime music! or wRAP!!!
  • When should you use milk to irrigate your fields? When you are growing creamed corn.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  • What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
  • Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
  • Why did the Indian wear a wig? To keep his wigwam.
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More comment spam jokes… My five year old likes them. :)

  • What is the biggest ant? An elephant.
  • Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail!
  • What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
  • Did you hear about the kid who traded his hotdog for a hamburger?? He was participating in a SWAP MEAT!!!!
  • Did you hear about the farmer who was found guilty of selling rotten fruit? He was judged by his pears!
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
  • What would you get if you crossed a potato and a frog? A potatoad.
  • Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired.
  • Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.
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…and the just keep coming and coming!

  • Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
  • What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower? Shredded tweet.
  • What did the worm say to the caterpillar? What did you do to get that fur coat?
  • What did the sailor say when he saw a boat loaded with ewes? Sheep ahoy!
  • What is the difference between a prizefighter and a man with a cold? One knows his blows, and the other blows his nose!
  • A joke for you! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
  • Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.
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Here are a few more groaners from the many dedicated people who try to post spam as comments on this blog. Please enjoy them now free from their spam payloads. :)

  • What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A HAREnet!
  • How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
  • What would you get if you put a light bulb in a suit of armor? A knightlight.
  • Why did the pig cross the road? Because he was a road hog.
  • What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire? A BIG pain in the neck!
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
  • What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy schoolboy? One baits his hook, while the other hates his book.
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Here are a couple more…

  • What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic.
  • What’s big, green, has four legs, and if it fell out a tree on to you it would kill you? A pool table.
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Here are a few more:

  • What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.
  • How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it!
  • How can you have bread if you are on a liquid diet? Drink a toast!!
  • Why can’t a woman ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and assist her too.
  • Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi? He was walking around everywhere saying, “Yo!”
  • What did one worm say to another worm? I know a restaurant where we can eat dirt cheap!!
  • What day does a fish hate? Fry day.
  • Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there were no chickens in those times.
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All comments on this blog are moderated — they must be approved by an administrator at theFrankes.com before they appear. Even so, we get hundreds of spam posts in the moderation queue. A lot of the spammers try to get a shoe-in by posting an innocuous-sounding joke with high hoped that they’ll be approved so they can later post the real ugly spam.

Some of the jokes are actually amusing:

  • What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic? Iceberg.
  • Homeowner: My house is located in an earthquake zone. Agent: Sorry, but I can’t help you. I only sell no-fault insurance!
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night.
  • What magazine do cats like to read? Good Mousekeeping.
  • What do you call a bunch of dancing pebbles? The Rockettes.
  • What’s happening when you hear “woof…splat…meow…splat?” It’s raining cats and dogs.
  • What happens when a ghost haunts a theater? The actors get stage fright.
  • What weighs 909 kg (2,000 pounds for all of you inefficient, non-metric “people”) and is bare to the bone? A skeleTON!!!
  • What geometric figure represents a lost parrot? A polygon.
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